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Saving a delicious cookie for so long that when you eat it it's kind of stale, but hey, it's still a cookie: Robinson Canó (.106 WPA- welcome back Robbie, please knock some sense into these yahoos)0
Taking a big gulp of milk to go with your stale cookie, before realizing that it's gone bad: Sam Gaviglio (-.316 WPA)