Literally any decent rapper: Taylor Motter, 0.68 WPA
Drake: Ben Gamel, -0.136 WPA
Enjoyability Index: 1.5/10. No runs, very few moments of excitement, too many shots of Smoak’s crooked ass mug. Extra .5 for being fairly quick, at least.
#MilesforRISP: 7! Here’s your WOD: 7 reps of 7 pull-ups, 17 burpees, and 17 sit-ups. Let your Blue Jay hatred fuel you.