11-15: Chart

Not being in Cleveland: Nelson Cruz da gawd .123 WPA

Being in Cleveland: Booooooooog Powell -0.98 WPA, welcome to the show, rook.

Enjoyability Factor: 2/10. Could have gone outside or spent time with my infant daughter but instead watched a drawn-out Mariners blowout loss in Cleveland.

#Miles4RISP: 3 (I think). My certified personal trainer wife says, “Do 10 burpees with a 60 second plank before and after each set of burpees. Do three reps. Also, Eric, get off the dang computer.”