Playing games in Oakland: Taylor Motter, -.189 WPA
Playing games literally anywhere else including the surface of the sun: Nelson Cruz, .087 WPA
Miles For RISP: Four, and in honor of how bad and boring this game was, make them as bad and boring as you can. Run with no music, do lunges, weed the backyard. For true, extra torture, have someone with absolutely no sense of rhythm or musicality trail you with a xylophone and a drum, for that true Coliseum experience.