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Hisashi Iwakuma vs. Sean Manaeaeaeaea

This is annoyingly aesthetically pleasing
This is annoyingly aesthetically pleasing
Andrew Villa-USA TODAY Sports
Hello I am typing this on my phone and frowning at everything in sight because 1. typing on a phone sucks and I don't understand how people can do it; 2. I had to retire from a sunny park by the seaside that was lovely but without cell service in order to do this; 3. The Boeing engineers at the table next to me are right now doing their best to uphold every bad stereotype about Boeing engineers and no shit one of them actually just said "speak English, already" someone come hold my earrings. Also 4. I am bummed my fave Dan Altavilla got optioned down to Tacoma, bummed about the team's performance last night, terrified about Iwakuma's start tonight, and annoyed that Sean Manaea no-hit the Astros through six innings his last outing and also I can't ever remember where the vowels go in his name. "I can't relate to hippies," says one of the Boeing guys. "And they're everywhere now." Damn hippies! Please, Mariners, play good baseball tonight.

Today's Lineups:

SEATTLE MARINERS OAKLAND A'S
Guillermo Heredia - LF Jaff Decker - CF
Mitch Haniger - RF Yonder Alonso - 1B
Robinson Cano - 2B Jed Lowrie - 2B
Nelson Cruz - DH Khris Davis - LF
Kyle Seager - 3B Stephen Vogt - C
Taylor Motter - SS Ryon Healy - DH
Danny Valencia - 1B Matt Joyce - RF
Mike Zunino - C Trevor Plouffe - 3B
Jarrod Dyson - CF Adam Rosales - SS
Hisashi Iwakuma - RHP Sean Manaea - LHP

TV and Radio info: the uze I'm typing on my phone and about to spill a drink "accidentally" on the guy who just said "well it's fine for her, she's a WOMAN, but you see a guy try that and..." what do you want from me