4/17: Open Game Thread

Hello LLers. I hope everyone is feeling fat and sassy after a wonderful weekend sweep of the Rangers. I know I am. The Marlins of Miami are in town with everyone's favorite Ichiro in the starting lineup tonight, which is pretty great. But hopefully the Marlins don't soar too high this series and the Mariners keep the wins coming because I enjoy them not being in last place in the AL West anymore.

Be sure to tune in at 7:00 PM for a pregame ceremony for Ichiro in honor of him being the greatest baseball player of all time who also owns a wall sized painting of Snoop Dogg.