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Who is your Mariner Valentine?

Take a quiz to find your Mariner soul mate

Seattle Mariners v Chicago Cubs Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! If you don’t have a Valentine yet, have no fear because you struck the jackpot. After taking this quiz, you’ll have your very own Mariner Valentine to spend the rest of the day with. They’ll take you to dinner, buy you gifts, and even make you breakfast tomorrow morning! It’s almost too good to be true! So what are you waiting for? Take the quiz!

Turns out it was too good to be true. Kyle Seager never showed up, and I’m still just sitting here reading about baseball on the internet. It could be much worse. Happy Pitchers and Catchers Day everyone! That should be the real holiday.