Mariners Moose Tracks, 1/26/17: Holland joins Rockies, Imhof retires

Happy Thursday, everyone! Here are some links to kickstart your morning.

In Mariners news...

• Head over to Instagram and watch Rob Whalen throw a pitch. Or watch Nelson Cruz lift weights! Or watch Leonys Martin swing Mjolnir!
• The Mariners have signed LHP Brandon Sisk to a minor league deal. Sisk is a 31-year-old who pitched for Double-A Jackson last year.
• Felix Hernandez was one of the many victims of a burglary case in Bellevue.

In other news...

• Former Mariner Austin Jackson signed a minor league deal with the Cleveland Indians today.
• The Rockies and Greg Holland agreed to a one-year deal.
• Former Phillies prospect Matt Imhof has officially retired from baseball. Imhof, 23, lost his right eye in a freak training incident this past June.
• Craig Edwards took a look at the Dodgers rotation and how scary it is in so many ways.

Bonus pick of the day...

• A man at a New Zealand McDonald’s didn’t receive the chicken nuggets he ordered. Being a normal human being, he proceeded to JUMP ON THE COUNTER AND FIRE TWO NERF GUNS AT THE STAFF MEMBERS.
• MUSIC TOPIC: What is the worst song/album produced by a band you like? What made it so different?