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Mariners Moose Tracks, 1/26/17: Holland joins Rockies, Imhof retires

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Happy Thursday, everyone! Here are some links to kickstart your morning.

In Mariners news...

  • Head over to Instagram and watch Rob Whalen throw a pitch. Or watch Nelson Cruz lift weights! Or watch Leonys Martin swing Mjolnir!
  • The Mariners have signed LHP Brandon Sisk to a minor league deal. Sisk is a 31-year-old who pitched for Double-A Jackson last year.
  • Felix Hernandez was one of the many victims of a burglary case in Bellevue.

In other news...

Bonus pick of the day...

  • A man at a New Zealand McDonald’s didn’t receive the chicken nuggets he ordered. Being a normal human being, he proceeded to JUMP ON THE COUNTER AND FIRE TWO NERF GUNS AT THE STAFF MEMBERS.
  • MUSIC TOPIC: What is the worst song/album produced by a band you like? What made it so different?