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Happy Thursday, everyone! Here are some links to kickstart your morning.
In Mariners news...
- Head over to Instagram and watch Rob Whalen throw a pitch. Or watch Nelson Cruz lift weights! Or watch Leonys Martin swing Mjolnir!
- The Mariners have signed LHP Brandon Sisk to a minor league deal. Sisk is a 31-year-old who pitched for Double-A Jackson last year.
- Felix Hernandez was one of the many victims of a burglary case in Bellevue.
In other news...
- Former Mariner Austin Jackson signed a minor league deal with the Cleveland Indians today.
- The Rockies and Greg Holland agreed to a one-year deal.
- Former Phillies prospect Matt Imhof has officially retired from baseball. Imhof, 23, lost his right eye in a freak training incident this past June.
- Craig Edwards took a look at the Dodgers rotation and how scary it is in so many ways.
Bonus pick of the day...
- A man at a New Zealand McDonald’s didn’t receive the chicken nuggets he ordered. Being a normal human being, he proceeded to JUMP ON THE COUNTER AND FIRE TWO NERF GUNS AT THE STAFF MEMBERS.
- MUSIC TOPIC: What is the worst song/album produced by a band you like? What made it so different?