That first perfect bite of an ice cream sundae: Robinson Cano (0.198 WPA)
Oh shit someone pranked you and the whipped cream is actually sour cream: Hisashi Iwakuma (-0.438 WPA)
Honorable chart mention to Cody Martin, bravest little toaster there ever was
Jerry's Equation null and void to punish everyone who made bad Happ puns tonight. You're better than that.