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The Mariners Have Something Nice

By Kate Preusser
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim v Seattle Mariners
wait I thought we traded Brad Miller
Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images

In fiction writing, one is supposed to use the inverted checkmark. The Mariners write postmodern fiction:

Ending A Five-Game Losing Streak: DAAAAEEEEE-HOOOO, .189 WPA

Ending A Five-Game Winning Streak: Ariel Miranda, -.252 WPA

JerryUnits: 7 Ben Gamels + 6 Edwin Díazes (13) vs. 4 Camineros + 10 NO LONGER MIKE ZUNINOS (14) = sometimes things just work out

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