Tonight, the Mariners are bringing together the socially awkward for a pre-game extravaganza, but I will not be in attendance as a form of protest, because I cannot figure out why the heck I was not invited to participate as a Media Celebrity. There's a baseball game after, and we know who the heck we want to win: the Seattle Mariners.
Felix Hernandez is going to step on the mound, and the Mariners must hope his changeup is moving like a bat out of heck, otherwise the Astros are going to have a field day. Houston is starting Collin McHugh, who dragged the Mariners boomsticks down to heck and burned them during his last start in Safeco.
Seattle Mariners vs Houston Astros, 7:10p PT
Radio: 710 AM
|HOUSTON ASTROS||SEATTLE MARINERS|
|George Springer - RF||Norichika Aoki - LF|
|Yulieski Gurriel - 3B||Seth Smith - RF|
|Jose Altuve - 2B||Robinson Cano - 2B|
|Carlos Correa - SS||Nelson Cruz - DH|
|Evan Gattis - DH||Kyle Seager - 3B|
|Colby Rasmus - LF||Mike Zunino - C|
|Marwin Gonzalez - 1B||Leonys Martin - CF|
|Jason Castro - C||Dan Vogelbach - 1B|
|Jake Marisnick - CF||Ketel Marte - SS|
|Collin McHugh - RHP||Felix Hernandez - RHP|