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A toasty fire after the first snow: Robinson Cano (0.349 WPA)
The fire which consumed the Ms bullpen tonight: Arquimedes Caminero (-0.579) though Nick Vincent did his damnedest to shoulder some of that blame with a -0.458 WPA of his own
Jhoulys Equation: (4+6) - (4+4)= +2 as further proof this game was weird as heck