(that’s a magnifying glass not a frying pan. You can’t see microscopic things with a frying pan, silly.)
(you also can’t see microscopic things with a magnifying glass probably, but microscopes are much harder to draw on a trackpad)
Griffey in the Hall: Nelson Cruz, .245 WPA
That Smell in Your Apartment Building’s Hall: Leonys Martín, -.094 WPA
JerryUnits: are taking the day off