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36-36: Holy Crap the Mariners Fell to .500 and This is the Recap

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Hisashi Iwakuma gives up a career-high 11 hits and oh fuck it you don't want to keep reading.

A FINE PILSNER
A FINE PILSNER
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So the Mariners, that fun team we all know and love just ohhhhhhhhhh wait nooooo

Oh god this is so obnoxious in the first inning? can't they even wh--

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kumaugh

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I wonder what on earth would cause a man to tweet this here tweet! I just sure wonder.

Well...I can't imagine that it could be all bad, what might happen if they managed to load the bases and get hit by two consecutive pitches with, oh that?

aeraer

Oh great, yeah, well what if they...oh for christ's sake, I mean are you even...for crying out loud

Hey maybe it's just a

Oh this is fine I wait what's this I

aera

This is fine, seriously this is oh

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