36-36: Holy Crap the Mariners Fell to .500 and This is the Recap

So the Mariners, that fun team we all know and love just ohhhhhhhhhh wait nooooo

Oh god this is so obnoxious in the first inning? can't they even wh--

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I wonder what on earth would cause a man to tweet this here tweet! I just sure wonder.

Sometimes it's easy to forget that #Mariners LF Nori Aoki won six straight Gold Gloves in Japan before coming to MLB.

— Bob Dutton (@TNT_Mariners) June 22, 2016

Well...I can't imagine that it could be all bad, what might happen if they managed to load the bases and get hit by two consecutive pitches with, oh that?

Oh great, yeah, well what if they...oh for christ's sake, I mean are you even...for crying out loud

Steven Moya homer alert

Moya hits his second homer of the game! #Tigers are up 5-1 in the 5th. pic.twitter.com/3bGJWxXLzn

— #VoteTigers (@tigers) June 23, 2016

Hey maybe it's just a

Mariners fall to the Tigers 5-1, now in 3rd place in division.

— Shannon Drayer (@shannondrayer) June 23, 2016

Oh this is fine I wait what's this I

This is fine, seriously this is oh

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