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Birthday sex: Seth Smith (.382 WPA)
Birthday cake: Adam Lind (-.163 WPA)
LATE EDIT I AM SORRY, JERRY'S EQUATION: (7 M's K's + 4 M's BB) - (8 Lastros K's + 4 Lastros BB) = -1
Once y'all calm down I'll somehow stabilize emotionally and recap what just occurred but until then, here is Leonys Martin:
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