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Calgon, Take Me Away: Chris Iannetta, .033 WPA
Mike in Shining Armor: Mike Montgomery, .01 WPA
(Everyone else had a negative WPA)
Push Through the Moon Door: Nathan Karns, -.224 WPA
Lord Jerry's Equation: [2 walks (not including 2 HBPs) + 11 SOs] 13 - [1 walk + 12 Ks] 13 = 0 but hooo boy it sure feels like the Athletics should be winning this
Pitches thrown by Nathan Karns in the first inning: 35
Pitches thrown by Rich Hill in the first two innings: 34
Beers consumed by your recapper during this game: 2.5