6-8: Chart

I'm Serious About the Fresh Prince's Court: Taijuan Walker, .267 WPA

Not So Bad But Also Not So Good: Leonys Martin, -0.90 WPA

Patchy Beard-Haver: Mike Napoli, -.189 WPA

"STRIKE THREE! By the way, your beard is looking a little patchy." pic.twitter.com/AsgMCw3Gpi

— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) April 21, 2016

Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like Aoki: Norichika Aoki, .155 WPA and also this:

Jerry's Equation: 3 Mariners takin' walks + 9 Mariners pitchers strikin' outs = 12  + 1! [extremely Count Von Count voice] 1 walk issued by Mariner pitching ah ha ha ha ha + 9 Mariners batters strikin' out = 10  for a difference of +2

GOMS