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Mariners Moose Tracks, 11/25/16: Confirmation Robinson Canó is an angel sent from heaven, Tyler O’Neill makes funny faces

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look at this beautiful baseball angel

Hello! I hope you have all recovered from the holiday and are ready and raring to charge ahead into the full-blown holiday season. If you’re not working nor shopping today, perhaps consider taking the day to do some Edgar-approved eye workouts to get your peepers in shape for the silver-and-gold calvacade that’s about to come barreling down Christmas Mountain at them.

In case you got an early start on Thanksgiving (either on the turkey or the drinking; I don’t judge) and missed the memo, the Mariners completed a big ol’ trade with the Diamondbacks. Here are a few relevant articles on each of the new guys:

Around MLB:

In Tyler O’Neill news:

Oh, hey, it’s another accolade for Tyler O’Neill. This time he’s been named to the All-AFL team. I hope over the off-season he goes and hews some logs to build himself a new trophy case; he’s going to need it. Personally, I would name Tyler to the all-goofy-faces-making team:

Minor League Baseball: Arizona Fall League-Fall Stars Game Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports
Minor League Baseball: Arizona Fall League-Fall Stars Game Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports
Minor League Baseball: Arizona Fall League-Fall Stars Game Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

He’s just stressed out thinking about where he’s going to keep all his shiny new hardware. Melt it all down and make one super-trophy the size of the Colossus of Rhodes and park it at the gates of Safeco, that’s my vote.