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54-61: Game Chart, Kuma the Bear King Edition

Hisashi Iwakuma throws the fifth no-hitter in Mariners history and the first in the AL since Felix's perfecto

By Meg Rowley
NO-NO PIZZA FUN TIME
NO-NO PIZZA FUN TIME
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Hisashi Iwakuma Throwing a No-Hitter, the 1st in the AL since King Felix's Perfecto:

LITERAL HISASHI IWAKUMA THROWING A NO-HITTER WITH HIS FAMILY, AND ASSEMBLED ANGELS, IN ATTENDANCE (.341 WPA)

Everything Else in the World, Which is by Definition Less Good, but Most Especially the Baltimore NOrioles: ALL OF THE BALTIMORE NORIOLES, JUST FREAKING ALL OF THEM (-100000000000000 WPA)

Felix is our King but Kuma is the Bear who will maul you to death while we cry in delight.

Goms, and Long Live Kuma.

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