Hisashi Iwakuma Throwing a No-Hitter, the 1st in the AL since King Felix's Perfecto:
LITERAL HISASHI IWAKUMA THROWING A NO-HITTER WITH HIS FAMILY, AND ASSEMBLED ANGELS, IN ATTENDANCE (.341 WPA)
Everything Else in the World, Which is by Definition Less Good, but Most Especially the Baltimore NOrioles: ALL OF THE BALTIMORE NORIOLES, JUST FREAKING ALL OF THEM (-100000000000000 WPA)
Felix is our King but Kuma is the Bear who will maul you to death while we cry in delight.
Goms, and Long Live Kuma.