The music of Kanye West is polarizing, often over-looked, and sometimes even discarded due to his larger-than-life personality. However, it is undeniably amazing. Just as the 2015 Seattle Mariners are on the surface quite disappointing as of now, this team ultimately is comprised of high-level athletes that perform a task none of us would find ourselves so capable of achieving.
All we have are our dreams, and you can step on our dreams and ideas all you want, but we won’t stop fighting.— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 20, 2015
Joe Beimel- "The New Workout Plan"- Have you looked at this guy's forearms, lately?
Danny Farquhar- "Gone"- As I'm writing this he is literally not on the team anymore and no corresponding move has occurred.
Felix Hernandez- "Amazing"- Like, don't change, man. Or leave us, ever.
Hisashi Iwakuma- "Say You Will"- Be like you were your All-Star season.
Mark Lowe- "Stronger"- Definitely on "Mean Joe" Joe Biemel's forearm workout plan.
Mike Montgomery- "We Don't Care"- A former top prospect who is shrugging off the haters to fulfill his destiny: having countless good outings wherein his team will not back him with runs.
We promise to win.— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) May 12, 2015
Vidal Nuno- "Lil Jimmy (skit)"- Remnant of a by-gone era where hip-hop/rap albums included "skits", I have never listened to this, so, I don't know. Maybe it's good and at least it's a decent nickname.
Fernando Rodney- "See You In My Nightmares"
David Rollins- "Paranoid"- If he wasn't Rule 5 he'd be looking over the shoulder. Still is, I'd bet.
Carson Smith- "Devil In A New Dress"- My favorite song. And an apt name for his slider.
Taijuan Walker- "School Spirit"- Told them I finished school and started my own business/ They say, "Oh, you graduated?" No, I decided I was finished.
Jesus Sucre- "Blame Game"- It's not your fault. But, damn, man.
I also want to publicly apologize to Bruno Mars, I used to hate on him but I really respect what he does as an artist.— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 26, 2015
Mike Zunino- "Lost In the World"- Where are you? The fastballs are over here.
Robinson Cano- "Late"- As in, "Hey, dog, I hope you were just late this year because we really need you to be here."
Brad Miller- "To The World"- The whole world is a couch, I'm Rick James tonight.
Jesus Montero- "Jesus Walks"- I'm hoping so, at least.
Logan Morrison- "Hold My Liquor"- Who else is as likely to be there with you at last call, vodka-Red Bull in hand.
Kyle Seager- "Everything I Am"- He means the world to me.
Chris Taylor- "Mercy"- Seriously, can we help this guy out?
Dustin Ackley- "Can't Tell Me Nothing" -This man will not shave that beard. I'm sure he's been told enough times by now.
Nelson Cruz- "Slow Jamz"- While "slow" is not typically in the title of a song that you'd want associated with your starting right fiel..hey this shit is amazing!
Franklin Gutierrez- "Gorgeous"- Fashions fade but style remains eternal.
Austin Jackson- "RoboCop"- He just seems like he could probably make his way in to a sequel.
Mark Trumbo- "Power"- I mean, what else does he got?
Seth Smith- "All Falls Down"- I just love this song and there's really no reason for it except it means everything to me.
Willie Bloomquist- "Never Let Me Down"- You are beautiful. Be free.
Welington Castillo- "Runaway"- I mean, we barely got to know you.
Mayckol Guaipe- "Only One"- How many appearances does that one guy have?
Roenis Elias- " "- Because he would have hit a lot of home runs off this guy, AMIRIGHT?!
Charlie Furbush- "Flashing Lights"- Probably saw the Aurora Borealis in Maine.
JAYAY Happ- "Bound 2"- Leave you always kinda satisfied but kinda wanting more.
James Paxton- "Heartless"- Would it kill the guy to smile?
not smiling makes me smile— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 11, 2014
Tom Wilhelmsen - "Hell of a Life"- Maybe tendin' bar wasn't such a bad plan, you rascal, you.
WRAPPING IT UP HERE:
We want to innovate and we will win someday.— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 20, 2015