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Your platonic idea of "The Beach" before visiting: Kyle Seager (.158 WPA)
Sand in your everything: Taijuan Walker (-.282 WPA)
Recap coming a little later tonight, after I try to find that memory wiping pen from Men In Black. Until then:
Just a terrible #Mariners effort. They've sabotaged every opportunity this season to put together a run.
— Larry Stone (@StoneLarry) July 12, 2015