Sporcle Friday: Mariner All-Stars 1995-2015

Non-troglodyte, scholar, and 1987 Cancun Spring Break Limbo Champion MES returns from his week in The Pit for the errors of two weeks ago. His verbiage reads thusly:

That time of year is almost upon us, when almost all of the Mariners get a 4 day vacation because they don't have... um, the entire population of Kansas City voting 35 times each... or, bored script kiddies who can't even name 3 Royals... OH WAIT I REMEMBER: talent.

This one should be dead simple. All the Mariners who were All-Stars, from 1995 to 2015. Yes, you're going to get 2 of them by typing in 1 last name. Yes, this should go by quickly. Have a ten minute timer anyway. If you hit 100%, post your time in the comments. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.

Note that these are Mariner All-Stars, 95-15, as of July 9th 2015. There may be a last-minute substitution between when the quiz was made and when this post is published. Like, if David Price boycotts the game (which we'll know if he tweets "hey #ASG, it's 2 mints on the pillow at the hotel, not one #beatmedontcheatme"). Or if Brad Boxberger is disqualified because he doesn't actually exist. Or if someone gets all the way to the end of a rainbow and Altuve is emergency-teleported there to defend his pot of gold.

Bonus extra-special trivia that is not baked into the quiz: name the 2 Mariners who were the MVP of the All-Star Game, and the year they were the MVP. Answer in the comments.

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