As this was scheduled hours in advance, I can confirm that the ___________ are winning this here baseball game after an incredible ___________ during the __ inning. Thankfully, ___________ is on the mound, and the ___________ will be ___________ in __________.
Is it possible that _________? Perhaps, but do not forget that __________, which is of the utmost importance. Furthermore, it's entirely possible that our author has started to just insert _____________ at will regardless of the way this whole joke started, but he would like to illustrate to ____________ that in a way, this is just the natural condition of humanity. Schroedinger's Mad Lib. Whatever effect this has on _________ winning the game, though, is __________.