:format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/46078902/usa-today-8508773.0.jpg)
April 8: today my daughter spat watermelon juice onto my shirt, and then yelled out, "Mom, daddy mess!" as if I had just spit watermelon juice on my own shirt and that the authorities needed to be notified. This game is not altogether dissimilar to elements of this anecdote.