1-2: Chart

I don't know why there's so much lag in the charts on Fangraphs right now. I assure you, that green line only moves further downwards and to the right.

College: Robinson Cano (.247 WPA)

Middle School: Hisashi Iwakuma (-.349 WPA)

Three questions

1. Which would get you in more trouble at work: taking a two hour lunch or making vinegar and baking soda volcanoes at your desk?

2. Say that you're a bartender. You have an annoying and pompous customer who talks your head off for more than an hour. How big of a tip would he/she have to leave you for you to actually want him/her to come back?

3. Would you rather fly on a sixty year old plane or a plane about to be flown for the very first time?