Spearmint Gum: Yoervis Medina (.428 YPA)
Wintermint Gum: Fernando Rodney (-.824 WPA)
This game was inexplicably long. I'll explain later. But you've had a better week than Mikey Z. And Fernando.
Hey, I hated that. Oh, and Mikey Z has struck out seven times in the past 24 hours.