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Peoria trumpet guy: Nelson Cruz (.583 WPA)
O.co's "Let's go Oakland" vuvuzela jerk: Robinson Cano (-.209 WPA)
WOAH
HOLY
WHAT
HOW
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The Mariners beat the Athletics on Saturday, after literally all the things happen. All of them. You think it, it happened.