It's Valentine's day!
This is a holiday that some people get genuinely excited about (chocolate! flowers! heart-shaped everything!)... while others view it with an acrid mixture of dread and disdain (commercialism! consumerism! type-2 diabetes!). However, even if you're super cynical about the less savory aspects of Valentine's day, you can't argue with the fact that it's always nice to tell the people whom you care about that you care about them. So maybe go do that? To help you, I've made a few Mariners-themed Valentine's day cards. Feel free to give/send these to all of your baseball-loving loved ones. Or maybe you can brighten your mailman's day? Or your bartender's? Or whoever. Today (like any day) can be as special as you want it to be.
If you're still having trouble getting into the Valentine's day spirit, recall that spring training starts in less than a week. If that doesn't put you in a lovey-dovey mood, I don't know what will.