It's Friday. You're sitting at your desk, staring at the clock, counting down the hours until Sunday afternoon, when our SoDo neighbors attempt back-to-back dynasty world domination. Or maybe you're one of those fans that hates football and got mad at us for posting about the Seahawks last February. Fine, you sourpusses. Here's a quiz about Mariner futility. Keep that black heart ice cold.
Now you get to name the Mariners with the most career strikeouts. It's not really futility, because there's some most excellent players on here. There's also some pretty terrible ones.
Next week's Sporcle quiz will be asking you to name all the Seahawks Super Bowl victories. There will be two spaces but you only get one second. Godspeed.