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The only words that come close to mattering in this situation are these:
Happy Biggest Fucking Felix Day In History.
That is all.
Game info
- Mariners vs Angels (vs Athletics): 1:10 PM PST
- TV: ROOT, Radio: 710 ESPN
- Out-of-market: ONLINE FREE