57-54: Chart

I, Robot: Hisashi Iwakuma (.233 WPA)

Tim Timmons: Tim Timmons er, I mean, Austin Jackson (-.163 WPA)

Hisashi Iwakuma pitched eight innings of dominant baseball, but the Mariners left their bats at the hotel. Home plate umpire Tim Timmons final called strike of the game was garbage, for sure, but if the Mariners really wanted to win they could have maybe done something about it.

QUESTIONS

1. Which current Mariner has the most aesthetically pleasing swing?

2. What other team's announcer do you wish was on the Mariners' crew?

3. How will you be spending your day of no baseball tomorrow?