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Bar Cotto Salumi: Kendrys Morales (.128 WPA)
Oscar Mayer Bologna: Felix Hernandez (-.313 WPA)
Questions:
1. When was the last time you felt this disheartened by a Mariners game?
2. If you were thrown 50 straight sliders on the black by Jordan Zimmerman, do you think you could get a single base hit? Would Mike Zunino?
3. Can you imagine how valuable second half Dustin Ackley would be as a second baseman?