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You have been diagnosed with Pennant Fever. Your diagnosis is grim as there is no known cure, other than to be a fan of the Diamondbacks. There are however, treatments to make the duration of the disease more manageable.
Step One: Read this.
Step Two: Read this.
Step Three: Watch this.
Step Four: Think about/reflect/discuss among yourselves your memories of the past times the Mariners were in playoff chases.
Step Five: During Step Four do not discuss LollaBlueza.
Step Six: Abandon work/family/charitable obligations. This is a playoff chase. This is important.
Pennant Fever is rarely fatal however the treatment of it can leave long lasting, oftentimes lifelong changes on the inflicted. Treat yourself well.
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