You have been diagnosed with Pennant Fever. Your diagnosis is grim as there is no known cure, other than to be a fan of the Diamondbacks. There are however, treatments to make the duration of the disease more manageable.
Step One: Read this.
Step Two: Read this.
Step Three: Watch this.
Step Four: Think about/reflect/discuss among yourselves your memories of the past times the Mariners were in playoff chases.
Step Five: During Step Four do not discuss LollaBlueza.
Step Six: Abandon work/family/charitable obligations. This is a playoff chase. This is important.
Pennant Fever is rarely fatal however the treatment of it can leave long lasting, oftentimes lifelong changes on the inflicted. Treat yourself well.
- Mariners Vs. Blue Jays, 7:10 PST
- TV: ROOT, Radio: 710 ESPN, online: MLBTV
|TORONTO BLUE JAYS||SEATTLE MARINERS|
|Munenori Kawasaki - SS||Austin Jackson - CF|
|Melky Cabrera - DH||Dustin Ackley - LF|
|Jose Bautista - RF||Robinson Cano - 2B|
|Colby Rasmus - CF||Kendrys Morales - DH|
|Dioner Navarro - C||Kyle Seager - 3B|
|Danny Valencia - 3B||Mike Zunino - C|
|Juan Francisco - 1B||Logan Morrison - 1B|
|Steve Tolleson - 2B||Endy Chavez - RF|
|Anthony Gose - LF||Brad Miller - SS|
|Drew Hutchison - RHP||Felix Hernandez - RHP|