The backside of my eyelids: Michael Saunders (.519 WPA)
What was on TV for the past five hours: Mike Zunino (-.339 WPA)
A win is a win is a win. But yeah, let's not do that again.
1. Longest you've ever stayed at a live baseball game:
2. I hope the Mariners target _________ at the trade deadline, but I know they will be calling ________ instead.
3. Favorite standup comedian: