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Remember two days ago? Remember when I start drafting an article for the site titled "How to Be Sad?" You don't, because I never wrote about it and never told anyone about it. But I can tell you about it now, because I'll never need it, given that the Seattle Mariners will never lose or even give up a single run ever again.