11-14: Chart

The Simpsons, Season Five: Corey Hart (.233 WPA)

The Simpsons, Season Seventeen: Stefen Romero (-.199 WPA)

Despite a Fernando Rodney thing in the ninth, the Mariners defeated the Yankees 6-3 on Tuesday, moving to 11-14. Yayyyyyyyyy proven closers, yayyyyyy free agents, yayyyy rain!

QUESTIONS:

1. You have to buy and wear one non-Mariner player's jersey for the remainder of the season: You choose?

2. Mexican food with red or green sauce?

3. How will you respond to Jeter's "farewell tour" when it comes to Safeco?