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The Mariners keep finding new ways to lose ballgames. Today it was by actually being competitive and then having a ninth inning. Lets make baseball games last eight now.

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MacGyver: Michael Saunders (.068 WPA)

MacGruber: Yoervis Medina (-.143 WPA)

Hey-hey-ho-ho-The Mariners bullpen has got or something oh fuck it.


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