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The Mariners have swept the Angels and holy shit what is happening.

No guys you don't understand I'm allergic to high-fives
No guys you don't understand I'm allergic to high-fives
Harry How

Chart

Star Wars IV: A New Hope: James Paxton (+.314)

Star Wars Holiday Special: Dustin Ackley (-.091)

Questions:

1. How long would you need to see prolonged success from Ackley and Smoak before you believed they'd turned a corner?

2. If you were a Major League Baseball player, what would be your jersey number and why? Also, what would be your walk-up music?

3. If you were a broadcaster for a Major League Baseball team, what would your catchphrase be?