His Majesty: Felix Hernandez (.408 WPA)
Court Jester: Brad Miller (-.036 WPA)
Now that was more like it. The Mariners take the game 2-0 from the Brewers behind both Felix Hernandez, Dustin Ackley, and Justin Smoak. It's 2011 all over again!
1. All-time favorite Mariners commercial:
2. Worst Mariners tattoo(s), excluding whatever that is on Felix's neck because he can do whatever he wants:
3. Which Mariner needs to have the best September?