Perry the Platypus: Kendrys Morales: .192
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Mike Zunino: -.092
So that game happened. Not bad, Mariners. Meanwhile the Dark Knight threw a no-hitter and Oakland is currently losing, but not by a lot. Not sure if I prefer Texas or Oakland at this point, but I'm thinking Oakland since Texas has enough money as it is, and also Texas.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is winning that 2008 game against Oakland that demoted us the 2nd spot in the 2009 draft, and 10 is a standard win against a division rival during a competitive season, how are you feeling about wins like today?
- If you could be any inanimate object in the world that won't get you banned from Lookout Landing, what would you be?
- This may be the wrong time to ask, but how do you feel about Kendrys Morales?
- I have a riddle for you: What has 16 ears, no bones, and only likes to eat moldy bananas?