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Joe Saunders Vs. Justin Grimm

Justin Grimm = America
Justin Grimm = America
Rick Yeatts

Hi guys. Very nice to be back. Glad to see little has changed with the team since I was awheyyyyyyyyyy wait a second why do we have a shorter, no glove Michael Saunders in Center Field? Why isn't Brendan Ryan wearing batting gloves or licking his shoulder? Is Nick Franklin at least still fun and good? (Checks) Oh thank God. Raul Ibanez still a blogger-mocking force of unstoppable ferocity? Excellent. In times of great change and upheaval it helps to find points of familiarity to focus on. Keeps the mind sane and the food in the stomach. Speaking of vomit ewwwwwwwwwww Ballpark in Arlington. Gross.

Lineups

Seattle Mariners

Endy Chavez - RF
Nick Franklin - 2B
Raul Ibanez - LF
Kendrys Morales - DH
Kyle Seager - 3B
Justin Smoak - 1B
Dustin Ackley - "CF"
Mike Zunino - C
Brad Miller - SS

Joe Saunders - LHP

Texas Rangers

Ian Kinsler - 2B
Elvis Andrus - SS
Nelson Cruz - RF
(Sigh) Adrian Beltre - 3B
A.J. Pierzynski - C
Mitch Moreland - 1B
Jurickson Profar - DH
David Murphy - LF
Leonys Martin - CF

Justin Grimm - RHP

In the spirit of Independence Day do not shackle yourselves with worry by comparing those two lineups. Grasp ignorance and ride it to freedom.

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