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It's the All-Star game, and maybe some of you care! After all, you'll be able to watch all of your favorite stars and your favorite Mariners Mariner compete in an exhibition for something that matters entirely too much.
Get ready for exciting and informative tidbits like this one!
Bryce Harper has never started in the No. 9 spot in an MLB game
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) July 16, 2013
Felix Hernandez is scheduled to pitch, probably early. Hisashi Iwakuma is there, but unavailable to pitch because he threw on Sunday. Feel free to return to your normal lives after Felix strikes out Bryce Harper.
Lineups that will last for a half hour:
American League
1. Mike Trout (R) LF
2. Robinson Cano (L) 2B
3. Miguel Cabrera (R) 3B
4. Chris Davis (L) 1B
5. Jose Bautista (R) RF
6. David Ortiz (L) DH
7. Adam Jones (R) CF
8. Joe Mauer (L) C
9. J.J. Hardy (R) SS
P - Max Scherzer
National League
1. Brandon Phillips (R) 2B
2. Carlos Beltran (S) RF
3. Joey Votto (L) 1B
4. David Wright (R) 3B
5. Carlos Gonzalez (L) LF
6. Yadier Molina (R) C
7. Troy Tulowitzki (R) SS
8. Michael Cuddyer (R) DH
9. Bryce Harper (L) CF
P - Matt Harvey