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The Baseball Blogger's Scouting Report on DJ Peterson

University of New Mexico slugger DJ Peterson is now a member of the Seattle Mariners baseball organization. What follows is a comprehensive list of notable attributes, as well as a scouting report, all compiled and reported with the prestigious expertise of a blogger writing on the Internet.

By Kyle Davis
University of New Mexico Athletics Department

Name: DJ Peterson

Position: 1B/3B

Height: 6-1

Weight: 205

Bats: Right

Throws: Right

Strengths: Hitting, plate discipline, power

Weaknesses: Speed, defense

Hit Tool 20-80: I'm a blogger

Power Tool 20-80: I'm a blogger

Speed 20-80: I'm a blogger

Arm Strength 20-80: I'm a blogger

Fielding 20-80: I'm a blogger

Player Comparisons: Edgar Martinez, Ty Wigginton, Paul Konerko, Lance Berkman, Paul Sorrento

DOB: December 31, 1991

Hometown: Gilbert, Arizona

Parents: Doug and Melissa

Siblings: Dustin (baseball player) and MacKenzie (person)

Favorite Baseball Player: Manny Ramirez

Punctuation in First Name: Unclear

Face: Strong

Hands: Likely calloused

Feet: Presumably larger than average

Arms: Short, T-Rex-like

Spectacles: No

Facial Hair: Occasional, unremarkable

Looks Good in Red: Yes

Rhymes with DJ: Airway, ballet, cache, frappe, parquet, foreplay, souffle, parlay, toupee, Thursday, Beltre, others

Rhymes with Peterson: Beckon, luncheon, shrunken, smidgeon, yeoman, frighten, christen, bludgeon, others

Humorous Inclusion of the Word "God" in Twitter Handle: Yes

Twitter Feed: Uninspiring

Feels Cursed: No

Feels Blessed: Yes

Photoshopable Name: Yes

Dj_cat_peterson

Potential for Disc Jockey Puns: Plentiful, above-average

Personal Weaknesses: Many, unknown

Propensity for Grit, Hustle: Caucasian

Professional Hitter: Inevitably

Death: See above

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