Well, that was awful.
Joe Saunders was crushed and, at no point past 9 outs in did the Mariners have any chance. It was ugly early, it was ugly in the middle and then there were a couple Mariners home runs later, while it was still ugly.
The "Ugh. Really. Our best player again?" award: Raul Ibanez (+.030 WPA)
The "You already know who was the worst" award: Joe Saunders (-.403 WPA)