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Jeremy Bonderman Vs. Scott Diamond

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Christian Petersen

The Mariners have DL'd Justin Smoak retroactive to May 20, DFA'd Scott Weber Favorite Son Vinnie Catricala, have Alex Liddi at 1B and Jeremy Bonderman pitching. It is not yet 9 AM and the Mariners have already exhausted me.

Lineups

Seattle Mariners

Michael Saunders - CF
Jason Bay - LF
Kyle Seager - 3B
Kendrys Morales - DH
Raul Ibanez - RF
Alex Liddi - 1B
Carlos Triunfel - 2B
Jesus Sucre - C
Brendan Ryan - SS

Jeremy Bonderman - P

Minnesota Twins

Eduardo Escobar - 3B
Joe Mauer - 1B
Josh Willingham - DH
Ryan Doumit - C
Chris Parmelee - RF
Chris Herrmann - LF
Brian Dozier - 2B
Aaron Hicks - CF
Pedro Florimon - SS

Scott Diamond - P

I was going to make a joke about Chris Parmelee and Chris Herrmann being the same person but turns out that Herrmann's a handsome devil while Parmelee is just a big honky.