Nick Franklin! Brendan Ryan! Endy Chavez! Kendrys Morales!
Games like this are why baseball is the best, even when it's the Mariners playing the Padres on a Thursday afternoon. Logan's got the recap coming up, so I won't spoil his fun. Until then, enjoy Carlos Quentin's disbelief.
Stud: Felix Hernandez, +0.23
Dud: Michael Saunders, -0.057