SEA P | WPA | CLE P | WPA |
Maurer | -.043 | Jimenez | .117 |
Furbush | .166 | Hill | -.163 |
Capps | .216 | Allen | .045 |
Luetge | -.422 | Shaw | .150 |
Perez | .134 | ||
Pestano | .134 |
SEA | WPA | CLE | WPA |
Saunders | -.275 | Bourn | -.008 |
Ackley | -.103 | Kipnis | .343 |
Seager | .010 | Cabrera | -.149 |
Morales | -.083 | Swisher | -.067 |
Smoak | .028 | Santana | .129 |
Ibanez | .231 | Giambi | -.025 |
Shoppach | -.106 | Reynolds | -.188 |
Chavez | -.098 | Brantley | -.100 |
Ryan | -.020 | Stubbs | .149 |
Brought The Thump: Raul Ibanez, +.231
What A Chump: Lucas Luetge, -.422
Fuck Cleveland.
Questions!
1) Write a short poem (haiku, limerick, heroic couplet... whatever) expressing your hatred for the Cleveland Indians.
2) Michael Brantley is an interesting outfielder not entirely dissimilar to 2012 Michael Saunders. What do you think would be a fair trade that would bring Brantley to the Mariners?
3) A genie descends from the heavens and offers you power over all of the beverages in the city of Cleveland - you can change them all into whatever other soda, juice or soft drink you choose. What drink do you pick, and why?