| Dustin Ackley, 2B | Coco Crisp, CF | |
| Franklin Gutierrez, CF | Stephen Drew, SS | |
| Kyle Seager, 3B | Yoenis Cespedes, LF | |
| John Jaso, DH | Brandon Moss, 1B | |
| Justin Smoak, 1B | Jonny Gomes, DH | |
| Michael Saunders, LF | Josh Reddick, RF | |
| Miguel Olivo, C | Josh Donaldson, 3B | |
| Casper Wells, RF | Derek Norris, C | |
| Carlos Triunfel, SS | Adam Rosales, 2B |
End of season, Saturday afternoon, Mariners vs. Athletics, no area TV broadcast. I can probably say whatever I want in here because no one's even going to be looking at the thread. I don't actually know how to ride a bicycle. I live in Portland, I've lived here for years, and I don't actually know how to ride a bicycle. There. That feels good.