Franklin Gutierrez, CF | Ian Kinsler, 2B | |
Casper Wells, RF | Elvis Andrus, SS | |
Kyle Seager, 2B | Michael Young, DH | |
Jesus Montero, C | Adrian Beltre, 3B | |
Justin Smoak, 1B | Nelson Cruz, RF | |
Michael Saunders, LF | David Murphy, LF | |
Alex Liddi, 3B | Mike Napoli, C | |
Luis Jimenez, DH | Mitch Moreland, 1B | |
Brendan Ryan, SS | Craig Gentry, CF |
On the one hand, Matt Harrison went 4-0 against the Mariners last season, and has a chance here to move to 5-0 against the Mariners this season. On the other hand, Matt Harrison is my age and completely bald. On the mutant third hand, is it a bad thing to be completely bald when you're a pitcher for Texas, or is it just the best thing in the world? How does Ian Kinsler keep all that hair up there and not just die?