| Dustin Ackley, 1B | Curtis Granderson, CF | |
| Michael Saunders, CF | Derek Jeter, SS | |
| Jesus Montero, C | Robinson Cano, 2B | |
| John Jaso, DH | Mark Teixeira, 1B | |
| Kyle Seager, 2B | Raul Ibanez, DH | |
| Eric Thames, RF | Nick Swisher, RF | |
| Trayvon Robinson, LF | Ichiro, LF | |
| Munenori Kawasaki, SS | Jayson Nix, 3B | |
| Chone Figgins, 3B | Chris Stewart, C |
This lineup sure seems like a... something